MAI-Alchemy · Analytical Chemistry, Taught by Practice

The Analytical Column

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29 pieces · 7 subjectsFoundations · Analytically Speaking
The Analytical Column, as a chromatogram Each peak is a subject, in the order of an analysis from sampling to the people in the lab. Peak height grows with the number of pieces; a broader peak means its pieces range more widely. Sampling 2 1 Introduction 1 2 Separation 1 3 Detectionsoon 4 Properties 10 5 Calibration 6 6 Variability 4 7 People 5 8 sampleresult → people
Every peak is a subject, in the order of an analysis. Height = how many pieces. Width = how much they range. Tap a peak to see its pieces.

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Foundations

Foundations for the working analyst — each piece grounded in the literature and checked before it ran.

  1. No. 1 · Density & viscosityReading concentration from a single numberA binary solution hides its composition in its density. Why that one number is enough — and where it stops working.
  2. No. 2 · Density & viscosityThe power of the densitometerDensity is one number, measured in a minute. This is what it does on its own, and what it does when you give it a second measurement to work with.
  3. No. 3 · Density & viscosityWhen one number isn't enoughDensity can name one unknown. Add refractive index and you can name two. Here is how the pair resolves a mixture neither could resolve alone.
  4. No. 4 · Density & viscosityFingerprinting a fluidDensity says how heavy a fluid is. Viscosity says how it flows. Measure both and you stop weighing a fluid and start recognising it.
  5. No. 5 · Density & viscosityThe oscillating U-tube, in depthA modern density meter turns a frequency into a density with one equation and two constants. Here is how a vibrating glass tube does it.
  6. No. 6 · Density & viscosityThe second number your density meter already measuresMany density meters also clock how fast sound travels through the sample. That number is an independent handle on composition — most useful where density struggles.
  7. No. 7 · Density & viscosityCalculated, not measuredSome of the numbers on a fuel report were never measured. They are computed from density and a distillation curve — and density is the load-bearing input.
  8. No. 8 · Density & viscosityViscosity index, and what it really tells youEvery liquid thins as it warms. Viscosity index is a single number for how fast it thins — and for what that number leaves out.
  9. No. 9 · Density & viscosityWhen one viscosity number isn’t enoughFor water, viscosity is one number. For paint, grease, and blood, it depends on how hard you push — and one number becomes a trap.
  10. No. 10 · Density & viscosityReading wear from bulk propertiesYou do not have to name every molecule in a used oil to know it is in trouble. A drift in cheap bulk properties, from a known baseline, is the early warning.
  11. No. 11 · Calibration & standardsThe number the instrument can't give youAn instrument reports a response — an area, an absorbance, a current. Never a concentration. Building the curve that maps one to the other is where you actually learn the analysis — if you read what it's telling you.
  12. No. 12 · Calibration & standardsCalibrate inside the sampleWhen the sample itself bends the response and you cannot rebuild that matrix in a standard, you move the calibration to where the problem lives — and pay for it in a way worth respecting.
  13. No. 13 · Calibration & standardsThe reference that rides alongYou rarely inject exactly the same volume twice, or lose exactly the same amount in prep. So you stop trusting the raw signal and trust a ratio — the analyte measured against a companion that suffers what it suffers.
  14. No. 14 · Calibration & standardsWhere the signal loses to the noiseEvery method has a floor: a level below which you cannot say how much analyte is present, and a lower one below which you cannot even say it is present. Both are set by two things together — how much the blank wanders, and how steeply the method responds.
  15. No. 15 · Calibration & standardsWhere the line stops being straightA calibration is only good where the response actually tracks concentration. Above that, the curve bends, the top standard falls off the line, and a straight fit forced through it distorts the whole calibration. So you prove where linearity ends — you do not assume it.

Analytically Speaking

Essays first published on LinkedIn, 2024–2025 — thirty years of lab life, in my own words.

  1. 25 Sep 2024 · Variability & data qualityWhy Procedures Don’t Matter
  2. 11 Oct 2024 · The lab & the peopleWhy Winning the Game Doesn’t Matter
  3. 19 Oct 2024 · The lab & the peopleWhy Failing Matters
  4. 8 Nov 2024 · Variability & data qualityWhy Most LIMS are Frustrating
  5. 3 Jan 2025 · The lab & the peopleWhy You Matter
  6. 1 Feb 2025 · SamplingWhy the Sample Point Matters
  7. 1 Feb 2025 · SamplingWhy Sample Quality Matters
  8. 9 Feb 2025 · Sample introductionWhy Sample Introduction Matters
  9. 23 Feb 2025 · The lab & the peopleWhy Challenges Matter
  10. 2 Mar 2025 · Variability & data qualityWhy Temperature Matters
  11. 12 Mar 2025 · Calibration & standardsWhy The Internal Standard Matters
  12. 6 Apr 2025 · Variability & data qualityWhy Variability Matters
  13. 25 Apr 2025 · Separation & the chromatogramWhy The Chromatogram Matters
  14. 24 Nov 2025 · The lab & the peopleWhy Trying Matters